P.S: It pains me to realize I suck at writing rhymes. HAHAHA!
Sunday, April 29, 2007
"WHY DESIGNERS NEVER MAKE IT AS MODELS?"I was in NUS, School of Design and Environment today for my interview and aptitude test. On my way in, I noticed McDonald's.
Now it has come to my conclusion, McDonald's are always in close proximity to any School of Design. I'ts like this hidden secret rules and agreement they have!
Back when I was in Singapore Polytechnic, McDonald's was way too near to us that we kept skipping tutorials and lectures to pile up the fats with freshly deep pop-into-your mouth fried french fries! Not to forget, the bursting chill Coke!
Darn kapoochee unhealthy. The result is ME! hahaha!
I have nothing against McDonalds! Don't get me wrong. Am not afraid to sing I'm Lovin It!
But please! For my health and fitness, I plead you Ronald McDonald, stay away from Design Schools! Why can't they have
sashimi!? Makis?!It's no wonder, the best designers are never as good looking as their models. All the stress they getting from McDonalds!! To eat or Not to Eat!
And if you chose not to eat, you'll end up looking deprivedly stick thin sick - body and face.
WHY?cause your body not getting any of the sinful stuff. And it gets too much into your head that you'll pull a long face. Your mood starts to swing. You'll end up like
Project Runway Santino.Well maybe my 'thesis' on McDonald's invasion in Design School is a rather a pityful lame pathetic cry!
But it's worth a thought? Don't you think?
City of Weirdos. 8:14 PM
