P.S: It pains me to realize I suck at writing rhymes. HAHAHA!
Friday, August 25, 2006
Seriously, Fridays can be a tad boring. Particularly the TV programmes that they are showing.
For example, Ghost Whisperer is all about
Jennifer 'I Have &
LOVE Big Boobs' Ph-
Hewitt!?
To accentuate my point, I found a
parody clip that supports my justified sypnosis of that show.
Anyway, one of the
Biggest Regret For Today: I can't believe I watched Streetfighter The Movie on AXN this afternoon.
#1st Gosh!I know, vintage? Haha.
#2nd Gosh!I know, what the hell was I doing? Now that I am ALL-GROWN UP and understood better the language of English, it scored The Most Number Of Tackiest Cheesiest Lines in a Movie. Not to forget: the bad acting, directing, ACTION?
#3rd Gosh!Kylie Minouge was starring in it! No wonder she stopped making movies.
Moving on the
2nd Biggest Regret For Today: I had to face an Ah-So (a term we use to call old chinese ladies here in Singapore) while I was going home in the train. Boy, she was having a hella good time digging her nose in the train! What a happy exhibitionist! Keep diggin in it, digging in it...dig it baby.
For that whole 10 minutes, she could make an excercise video out of that moment.
Alright ladies, do you want have nostrils to die for? Follow me! Pick up your last little felangies. Sitck it up strong. Insert in your right nostril. Make sure your nose is comfortable with the depth you're inserting.
Step 1: Gently, slowly, in clockwise rotation, scrapped within your nosetril. Repeat this for 10 circular rotations.
Step 2: Switch nostril. Repeat Step 1.
And you'll have the best excercise regime you could have for your felangies and nose! It only takes 10 minutes to do it! A must try!Gosh. I wonder watching Streetfighter was better than the Ah So or the other way round? You figure it out.
I'm in a dilemma. Any wise answer?
City of Weirdos. 8:32 PM
